Hello,

have you heard about "Romantic Mathematic" -
a new branch of mathematic (or natural sciences)
which dedicated to all men with sufficient knowledge of math.

Here is the detail :

* smart man + smart woman = romance
* smart man + dumb woman = affair
* dumb man + smart woman = marriage
* dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMATIC
* smart boss + smart employee = profit
* smart boss + dumb employee = production
* dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
* dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she doesn't need

GENERAL EQUATION & STATISTICS
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man

HAPPINES
* To be happy with a man, a woman must understand him a lot but love him a little
* To be happy with a woman, a man must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all

MEMORY
* Any married man should forget his mistakes,
there's no use in two people remembering the same thing

APPEARANCE
* Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed
* Woman somehow deteriorate during the night

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
* A woman has the last word in any argument
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

Stefan Gasser